Article 9: Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimmee three!
" or "Wow, quitting your job like that really took a lot of ball".
If an informed Bro is unable to witness the girl fight firsthand, the spotter Bro is responsible for documenting and relating details of the girl fight via pictures, video*, or barring any other reasonable method, interpretive dance and/or pantomime.
However, if it's your buddy's cousin, well she's up for grabs, and you're welcome to rub it in his face for years to come. Article 29: No Bro should dye their hair Article 30: A Bro should never refer to an athlete as a "stud" Article 31: A Bro should never cry during a movie.
Please refer to the Brobligation rubric as elucidated in AMENDMENT 83: "The REALLY hot sister and other hump trumps." Article 27: A Bro should never carry a woman's handbag Article 28: A Bro should never go tanning.
The version was written by Barney Stinson with Matt Kuhn.
The audiobook is voiced by Neil Patrick Harris, the actor who portrays Barney Stinson.